“I’m telling you, Java is Overhyped and nothing will come of it….”
… [A Douchebag, BJSS, 1998] Continue reading “I’m telling you, Java is Overhyped and nothing will come of it….”
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We are “World Class” and on par with Silicon Valley because…
… we have beanbags and do CSS. Continue reading We are “World Class” and on par with Silicon Valley because…
The Principal Engineer is …
… an uncreative person who likes to read books, usually by Martin Fowler and follows whatever the book says. Even though Martin Fowler just copies ideas that have been around for years and just coins new phrases for them. Continue reading The Principal Engineer is …
Why does The Millennial Developer talk so much shit?
Every workplace has them. They are easily spotted, identified by the way they speak. Which is out loud to impress, even though they sound like idiots. They need the planets to align before he can start work. They will make a … Continue reading Why does The Millennial Developer talk so much shit?