… some dumbshit “Agile” software development technique where you share a dirty keyboard to type some code and review each line. The programmers usually switch roles unless one starts picking their nose or bites their fingernails which usually ends up with … Continue reading WTF is Pair Programming?
… just to show how technically advanced you are in the given subject. Continue reading Strategically Placing your Computer Books on your Desk…
… I like to say that because it makes me feel superior. Even though I only know bits of each language. Who gives a shit, everyone nowadays is one and it means jackshit. Continue reading “I am a Polyglot Developer…”
… [A Douchebag, BJSS, 1998] Continue reading “I’m telling you, Java is Overhyped and nothing will come of it….”
… well, used somebody else’s framework Continue reading When someone says “I’ve built my own A.I…”