… some dumbshit “Agile” software development technique where you share a dirty keyboard to type some code and review each line. The programmers usually switch roles unless one starts picking their nose or bites their fingernails which usually ends up with … Continue reading WTF is Pair Programming?
How come only the U.K likes to prefix anything to do with software with the word “Digital”? We have “Digital Transformation”, “Digital Tribes”, etc. How come no one else does this and just gets on with it and builds stuff? … Continue reading WTF do you need to prefix everything with “Digital”?…
… something that sounds like rocket science. Even though I only installed some software off the Internet and didn’t do any soldering. Continue reading Just built a Raspberry Pi. It now does…
… just to show how technically advanced you are in the given subject. Continue reading Strategically Placing your Computer Books on your Desk…
… I like to say that because it makes me feel superior. Even though I only know bits of each language. Who gives a shit, everyone nowadays is one and it means jackshit. Continue reading “I am a Polyglot Developer…”