Strategically Placing your Computer Books on your Desk…
… just to show how technically advanced you are in the given subject. Continue reading Strategically Placing your Computer Books on your Desk…
Tag: programmer
The Majority of I.T Folk you come across in the UK look like…
.. this cunt and they think they are clever by talking about clock speeds. Continue reading The Majority of I.T Folk you come across in the UK look like…
“I am a Polyglot Developer…”
… I like to say that because it makes me feel superior. Even though I only know bits of each language. Who gives a shit, everyone nowadays is one and it means jackshit. Continue reading “I am a Polyglot Developer…”
“I’m telling you, Java is Overhyped and nothing will come of it….”
… [A Douchebag, BJSS, 1998] Continue reading “I’m telling you, Java is Overhyped and nothing will come of it….”
We are “World Class” and on par with Silicon Valley because…
… we have beanbags and do CSS. Continue reading We are “World Class” and on par with Silicon Valley because…
When someone says “I’ve built my own A.I…”
… well, used somebody else’s framework Continue reading When someone says “I’ve built my own A.I…”
“I wrote my first program when I was 10 years old…”
The same old stupid ass line by a so-called geek who thinks he’s clever. If it’s not done in Assembly Language or lower than you ain’t shit. Continue reading “I wrote my first program when I was 10 years old…”
The Principal Engineer is …
… an uncreative person who likes to read books, usually by Martin Fowler and follows whatever the book says. Even though Martin Fowler just copies ideas that have been around for years and just coins new phrases for them. Continue reading The Principal Engineer is …
IT Consultant – UK
Hired IT person for their “knowledge/expertise” in certain areas. Usually just blags on about bullshit to make it sound like rocket science. Continue reading IT Consultant – UK
DevOps The Installer
A person who doesn’t know how to code formally. Just there to install and maintain shit. Has a CLI open to show some logs to impress people. Continue reading DevOps The Installer