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DevOps The Installer

April 26, 2017 user

A person who doesn’t know how to code formally. Just there to install and maintain shit. Has a CLI open to show some logs to impress people. Continue reading DevOps The Installer

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Why does The Millennial Developer talk so much shit?

April 25, 2017 user

Every workplace has them. They are easily spotted, identified by the way they speak. Which is out loud to impress, even though they sound like idiots.  They need the planets to align before he can start work. They will make a … Continue reading Why does The Millennial Developer talk so much shit?

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“Agile Development” – Thick Layers of Bollocks

April 24, 2017 user

Agile Software Development started off as a set of core principles but have since developed into “add any layer of shit” onto it to slow the process down even further, meaning your deliverable could be as small as a “system.out”. Continue reading “Agile Development” – Thick Layers of Bollocks

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