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Doing a “Demo” for a Third Party Tool or Application…

April 28, 2017January 3, 2024 user

… in a way that it sounds like they actually built it. i.e So-called I.T Consultants presenting Go C.D tool to deploy software into a number of containers using buzzwords such as “build pipeline”. You never see this kind of thing … Continue reading Doing a “Demo” for a Third Party Tool or Application…

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The Silicon Roundabout is where you will find …

April 28, 2017 user

… that NO silicon transistors were ever made. Continue reading The Silicon Roundabout is where you will find …

Agile, Continuous Integration/Delivery, Developer, Software, Tech Industry, U.KLeave a comment

Agile Coaches who …

April 28, 2017 user

… have NEVER delivered a piece of software in their life. Continue reading Agile Coaches who …

News/Media, Software, Tech Industry, U.KLeave a comment

BBC Tech breaking news…

April 28, 2017 user

… which was “old hat” news from a week ago. Continue reading BBC Tech breaking news…

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“I’m telling you, Java is Overhyped and nothing will come of it….”

April 27, 2017 user

… [A Douchebag, BJSS, 1998] Continue reading “I’m telling you, Java is Overhyped and nothing will come of it….”

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We are “World Class” and on par with Silicon Valley because…

April 27, 2017 user

… we have beanbags and do CSS. Continue reading We are “World Class” and on par with Silicon Valley because…

A.I - Artificial Intelligence, Developer, SoftwareLeave a comment

When someone says “I’ve built my own A.I…”

April 27, 2017 user

… well, used somebody else’s framework Continue reading When someone says “I’ve built my own A.I…”

Developer, Millennial, SoftwareLeave a comment

“I wrote my first program when I was 10 years old…”

April 27, 2017 user

The same old stupid ass line by a so-called geek who thinks he’s clever. If it’s not done in Assembly Language or lower than you ain’t shit. Continue reading “I wrote my first program when I was 10 years old…”

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The Principal Engineer is …

April 27, 2017 user

… an uncreative person who likes to read books, usually by Martin Fowler and follows whatever the book says. Even though Martin Fowler just copies ideas that have been around for years and just coins new phrases for them. Continue reading The Principal Engineer is …

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IT Consultant – Silicon Valley

April 26, 2017 user

No such thing as they don’t fall for the bullshit. Continue reading IT Consultant – Silicon Valley

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