Strategically Placing your Computer Books on your Desk…
… just to show how technically advanced you are in the given subject. Continue reading Strategically Placing your Computer Books on your Desk…
Month: April 2017
The Majority of I.T Folk you come across in the UK look like…
.. this cunt and they think they are clever by talking about clock speeds. Continue reading The Majority of I.T Folk you come across in the UK look like…
The Importance of walking around with an Open Laptop at Work…
… to feel that your pay grade is higher than it really is. Continue reading The Importance of walking around with an Open Laptop at Work…
“I am a Polyglot Developer…”
… I like to say that because it makes me feel superior. Even though I only know bits of each language. Who gives a shit, everyone nowadays is one and it means jackshit. Continue reading “I am a Polyglot Developer…”
The Role of the Scrum Master is…
… a cheap version of a project manager (they don’t deliver either). Likes to call meetings ‘ceremonies’. It is for the non-technical person to get their foot into the software world by reciting reams of bullshit introduced by some idiots … Continue reading The Role of the Scrum Master is…
Doing a “Demo” for a Third Party Tool or Application…
… in a way that it sounds like they actually built it. i.e So-called I.T Consultants presenting Go C.D tool to deploy software into a number of containers using buzzwords such as “build pipeline”. You never see this kind of thing … Continue reading Doing a “Demo” for a Third Party Tool or Application…
The Silicon Roundabout is where you will find …
… that NO silicon transistors were ever made. Continue reading The Silicon Roundabout is where you will find …
Agile Coaches who …
… have NEVER delivered a piece of software in their life. Continue reading Agile Coaches who …
BBC Tech breaking news…
… which was “old hat” news from a week ago. Continue reading BBC Tech breaking news…
“I’m telling you, Java is Overhyped and nothing will come of it….”
… [A Douchebag, BJSS, 1998] Continue reading “I’m telling you, Java is Overhyped and nothing will come of it….”